The Murder: A 5 Minute Mystery by Ai Xing

Mr. Ubridge and Mrs. Ubridge were a newly married couple. They had lived happily for a couple months, but little arguments had started to happened. Mr. Ubridge knew it was a mistake the 3rd time he caught her stealing from his wallet. The second time he caught her using his private bank account, he snapped. He just couldn’t take it anymore.

That night, he took his hunting gun and shot her. He carried the body outside, stuffed it in the trunk of his car and drove to the edge of town. He hid it in a dumpster and drove back.

 Over the next week, people got suspicious and wondered where Mrs. Ubridge was. Mr. Ubridge always told them that she was on a business trip in Siberia, also visiting family. It was a believable story, but Mr. Ubridge was always scared that someone would find out that he murdered his wife.

Another two days later, Mr. Ubridge received a call. He answered the phone. He found out it was the local police. This was their conversation.

“Hello? Who is this?”

“Good Morning. I am Sheriff Johnson. Is this Mr. Ubridge?”

“Yes. What is the matter?”

“We have some bad news, Mr. Ubridge. Your wife has been found dead in a dumpster. We suggest you come to the murder scene immediately.”

“Oh no! I will be there as soon as I can.”

“Thank You, Mr. Ubridge. “

 Mr. Ubridge’s heart was pounding as he got into his car and drove to the dumpster where he had hid the body. Upon arriving, he was promptly arrested.

“Mr. Ubridge, you are arrested for the first-degree murder of Katherine Ubridge.” The Sheriff said.

How did the sheriff know that it was Mr. Ubridge who committed the murder?

Answer:

The sheriff never specified where the murder scene was. If he didn’t commit the murder, how would he know where the body was hidden?

Nature by Aiai

The flowers bloom
The river flows
The trees slowly wave
The green grass grows
And I sit here and ponder
What is Life?
I let my mind wander
The sun shines up in the sky
The cool breeze blows
The birds chirp and fly
Around my feet the water seeps
I lean against a tree 

I close my eyes and begin to sleep​

GLOBAL DAILY HOTWIRE!!! National Conspiracy? by Ai Xing

Our country the US is full of conspiracies that are faux, fake and unreal, but what if the elusive or fictional group called the Illuminati are real?

We have scourged, interviewed and picked out moments from our history and present that prove the Illuminati are real, under several undercover company names such as Google Search Engine, Disney and McDonald’s Fast Food. These are companies that are slowly but surely taking over our world!

McDonald’s alone has over 35000 locations in the world and addicts 68 million innocent subjects in one day. 3.5 billion searches happen on Google everyday and Disney World attracts 52000 people every day.

China took precautions and banned Google from their mainland, but Disney and McDonald’s have infiltrated their defenses and there is no way to stop them.

The doctors are in too! Everybody gets supposed ‘vaccinations’ but we know that the vaccinations are actually a serum that allows you to live in a world different from the real one since people in the real world only see black. The serum makes you hallucinate when you breath in oxygen to make the area around you seem like it is there.

We have named the serum ‘Oxygen Process Serum since it makes you process oxygen into brainwaves to tell your eyes to see a certain thing and your muscles to make you stay in one place unless your brain tells them to move to another. This is why you black out when you don’t have air, because your body can’t process oxygen into brainwaves.

When you die, you go back to what’s really there. We don’t know what happens after that stage, but we do know that you don’t really ever die. You become one of the Illuminati.