Showing posts with label Shreya Kakkad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shreya Kakkad. Show all posts

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Skit by Shreya Kakkad, Ruby Miller, and Eva Gunderman

Peyton: Toy guns can’t kill people-or so I thought… It all started one day in July...
~Past~
Jamie: {on phone talking to Quinn and Peyton} Come outside, it's really nice and I can bring out some nerf guns!
Quinn: All right, just let me finish my food.
Peyton: Well, I’ll come over right now.
{Peyton walks over to Jamie.}
Jamie: {Brings out the nerf guns}
Peyton: Can I use the crossbow?
Jamie: Yea sure. {Grabs a nerf crossbow from Jamie’s hands}
{Quinn walks out}
Quinn: Hey guys! What do you got left for me?
Jamie: Just another nerf gun.
Quinn: Cool. {Grabs nerf gun from Jamie}
Jamie: Are you both ready start?
Quinn: Yea sure.
Peyton: same.
Jamie: Everyone, find your bases!
{everyone goes to different sections of the stage}
Quinn: 5...4...3...2...1… sTART!
{everybody begins shooting their finger guns/crossbow, making “pew-pew” noises as the do}
Peyton: {stage whisper} Hey Quinn, do you want to team up against Jamie?
Quinn: {stage whisper} Let me think about it…
Jamie: What are you guys talking about?
Quinn: {to Jamie} Oh, nothing! {to Peyton} I think I will.
Peyton: Let’s take a break and reload our nerf guns.
Jamie: Okay.
{everybody walks to their bases and reloads}
Quinn: All right let’s start again!
Jamie: 3...2...1...sTART!!!
{Quinn and Peyton begin shooting directly at Jamie}
Jamie: Okay, guys. This is really unfair. stop teaming up.
Quinn: All’s fair in love and war.
Jamie: Whatever, I’m still quitting! {leaves the game and sits on the side}
Quinn: Guess it's just you and me now, Peyton.
Peyton: Alright. Game on! {Peyton and Quinn begin shooting at each other, Quinn falls to the floor and Quinn pulls out “blood” }
Peyton and Jamie: {Gasp!}
Jamie: {Runs to Quinn and starts checking if he/she is okay}
Quinn: Woah, why do I hurt so much? {faints}
Jamie: {checks Quinn’s pulse} I...I don’t feel anything! {single tear}
Peyton: Y...Y...You mean he/she’s dead!!! {starts crying}
{after they have calmed down…}
Jamie: {picks up “nerf gun” and looks in the chamber} Um...these aren’t foam...
Peyton: What?!
Jamie: These...are real…(voice trails off)

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

DAILY GLOBAL HOTWIRE!!!! TRUMP THE ALIEN by Shreya Kakkad

Donald Trump is a secret alien from Venus trying to take over Earth, starting with the United States Government.

Everyone knows how Trump wants to build a wall on the border between the United States and Mexico. If he becomes President he will end up building a wall around the entire United States. When this happens, he can kill us all by not letting us get out of the country! So basically, Trump just wants to start by killing the Americans, and then he can take over the rest of the world.

Also, Trump believes that there is no such thing as global warming and that it is just a little weather change. He is saying this, so that the human population will die out from the pollution and over heating from global warming. While Trump himself can survive because he is a true alien.

“The FBI has been trying to get a piece of Trump’s face to see if he is wearing a mask, or if his “face” is his true alien face. On June 19th the FBI finally got a piece of his face by tricking him into getting a biopsy for a pimple. They concluded that Trump was not wearing a mask, but he had his true face on. Also it was noticed that if Trump could be on Earth and seem like a human, there could be many more aliens hidden among us.” Vivian Beecher, reporter.

Trump definitely is an alien and it is now up to us, the United States, to stop him from becoming president and ruling the world. Don’t vote for Trump!