While bouncing down 2nd street NYC, Pogo Stick enthusiast Charles Hoppy found a colony of baby Donald Trump’s streaming out of 2nd Avenue Deli. “They screaming insults about Mexicans and carrying bricks on their heads,” says Mr. Hoppy. The NSA advises everyone to lock their homes and refrain from saying things like 99%. They also advise that you take down all signs except for “Make America Great Again -Donald Trump”.
Wednesday June 22, 2016 2:00
New images posted of NYC from satellite Aura show that the Donald Trump Baby Colony (now known as DTBC) has expanded from a small 100 to a eye-popping 500,000. They are currently attacking all non-white-christian people with AK-47’s shaped like pacifiers. They are building giant walls and military bases (of course baby size) and capturing anyone who comes near.
Thursday June 23
Wednesday June 22, 2016 2:00
New images posted of NYC from satellite Aura show that the Donald Trump Baby Colony (now known as DTBC) has expanded from a small 100 to a eye-popping 500,000. They are currently attacking all non-white-christian people with AK-47’s shaped like pacifiers. They are building giant walls and military bases (of course baby size) and capturing anyone who comes near.
Thursday June 23
President Obama has been assassinated. There are rumors that Hillary is next. Trump has taken over the internet with racial slurs. His minions are spreading messages that the KKK must meet him for plans to get rid of blacks. The babies have been reported to shouting “go back to Canada,” to random liberalists.
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Why must you despise Donald Trump so much? He is a perfectly normal human! He does not, in fact support the Ku Klux Klan. And, to an even further extent, he is not a terrorist. He would definitely not approve of anyone using assault rifles to kill people. And, in your sentence "They are building giant walls and military bases (of course baby size)" is a contradiction. A wall cannot be giant and baby size at the same time.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Donald Trump noes not have minions. They are called bodyguards.