DAILY GLOBAL HOTWIRE!!! NEW SPECIES OF MONKEY FOUND IN LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BASEMENT by Gráinne Adedayo

"Curabitur Diabolus Volans (Flying Devil Monkeys) were discovered in the corners of the Meadowbrook Elementary basement by biologist Dr. Ky Nova" announced the principal of the prestigious school on Sunday. "It's not completely irrational for the Curabitur Diabolus Volans to be a new breed of monkey" said another expert in the field, Dr. Ada Elise. As of 2010 the basement was reportedly found inhabitable for new breeds of animals by The City of Golden Valley but no recent inspections have been conducted. "That could possibly be the reason why the new species of monkey was found" stated expert University of Minnesota student detective Crystal Groovetrip. The mysterious basement was searched for more species and none were found in even the darkest and dampest of places. In the fall of 2016 the school will be closed due to the unfortunately evil monkeys. It will be reopened once the flying devil monkeys are removed. Hopkins School District will hire the FBI to investigate further into the situation as it is just developing. The district is also expecting it's head ground keeper to resign after the unusual species are removed. The investigation of the Curabitur Diabolus Volans is still in process and we will be keeping you updated.