Tuesday, June 21, 2016

DAILY GLOBAL HOTWIRE!!!! TRUMP THE ALIEN by Shreya Kakkad

Donald Trump is a secret alien from Venus trying to take over Earth, starting with the United States Government.

Everyone knows how Trump wants to build a wall on the border between the United States and Mexico. If he becomes President he will end up building a wall around the entire United States. When this happens, he can kill us all by not letting us get out of the country! So basically, Trump just wants to start by killing the Americans, and then he can take over the rest of the world.

Also, Trump believes that there is no such thing as global warming and that it is just a little weather change. He is saying this, so that the human population will die out from the pollution and over heating from global warming. While Trump himself can survive because he is a true alien.

“The FBI has been trying to get a piece of Trump’s face to see if he is wearing a mask, or if his “face” is his true alien face. On June 19th the FBI finally got a piece of his face by tricking him into getting a biopsy for a pimple. They concluded that Trump was not wearing a mask, but he had his true face on. Also it was noticed that if Trump could be on Earth and seem like a human, there could be many more aliens hidden among us.” Vivian Beecher, reporter.

Trump definitely is an alien and it is now up to us, the United States, to stop him from becoming president and ruling the world. Don’t vote for Trump!








2 comments:

  1. *GASP* Yeah I could see how this would happen.

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  2. Donald Trump is a great person. He is not trying to kill people. When he proposed to build a wall on the border to Mexico, he did so to prevent illegal immigrants from coming in. If you have a passport, go to the airport, buy a ticket, and fly somewhere. Geez.

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